Barack Obama has Yes, We Can. John McCain is here to give you the straight talk. So deal.

a classic carlin routine

I hope not to spoil the essence of it by put it into words though...hope you enjoy it. good morning Japan construction 100km ahead Yesterday, I was a fish, today, I am a fishcake narrow lane! acrobatic lane! beautiful sight of a wheel... look closer... mortifying figure mortifying sculpture mortifying.... more

You asked cute boys to message you, but.. I thought that this might be a better approach to show my love. Lyrics: I remember the first time you caught my eye I was flipping the channels around not sure what I'd find And then this pretty girl showed up out of no where, hey this works for me "Dude what the heck.... more

The "real" fake interview. From Al Music #3. Actually it's not that great...

To those who scoffed at this pointless endeavor of a video, let it be known that it was featured in a Geico commercial. Oho? What now, biatches? To answer some questions: Yes, Geico contacted me and bought the rights to use this video. I knew they were going to use it, and yes, I am getting paid for its use. Thank.... more

i find it on the web but it was so good that i must take it here to!^^

G.Carlin

A Neurotic Scotsman Cannot Help Himself From Commenting On The Mistakes Made By Some Of America's Favorite Film Characters. (part2)

Jackson Five Forever!