MAD TV parody of Destiny's Child music video for "Emotion". Beyoncé: Commercial shoot's done, they just wanted one today, anyway... Who'd look at the other two, when you've got Beyoncé? Other Two: But what about us? Beyoncé: Who says I need you? Other Two: Tears on our paychecks... Beyoncé: They.... more

Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

This is a clip from Bill Cosby Himself. It was filmed in 1983.

Exciting footage of a pioneering new technique in single child management. With the ever growing population of China, child storage technology evolves at an amazing rate. Will the U.S. be left behind?

Excerpts from the infamous "The Bicycle Man" episode of Diff'rent Strokes, with Gordon Jump as a pedophile with designs on Arnold and his pal Dudley.

A recent survey of children found that they are overwhelmingly opposed to increased doctor visits and vaccinations. More coverage at: http://onion.com

This is from Bill Cosby Himself. It was filmed in 1983.

Taken from episode 3 of Big Train, season 1.

Report: Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers. More coverage at: http://onion.com

Sometimes a child can say the wisest thing. See how a pre-schooler can solve the most complex domestic disputes. tags: cspot crackle comedy groundlings Saturday night live mad TV sketch world famous kids children